A snap to find the one person in the world who fills your heart with joy.

Well, don't be ridiculous.

Have I ever been with anybody who fit that description?

Have you? Who is it? It's Joe Fox.

What are you doing here?

May I please come up? No, I don 't .

No, I don't . No, I don't really think that that is a good idea, because I have a I have a terrible cold.

Can you hear that?

I'm sniffing, and I'm not really awake and I'm taking echinacea and vitamin C and sleeping practically 24 hours a day.

I have a temperature.

And I think I'm contagious.

So I would I would really appreciate it if you would just go away.

Just a second! Yes, just a second.

What are you doing here?

I heard you were sick and I was worried.

And I wanted to make sure Is there somebody here?

It's the Home Shopping Network.

You buy any of those porcelain dolls?

I was thinking about it.

You put me out of business.

Yes, I did. Did you come to gloat?

To offer me a job? I would never-- I have plans.

I have plenty of offers.

You know, I got offered a job by By my former Your former?

We broke up. That's too bad.

You were so perfect for each other.

I don't mean to say things like that.

No matter what you've done there's no excuse for my saying anything like that.

But every time I see you-- Things like that just fly out of your mouth.

I brought you flowers. Thank you.

Why don't I just put these in some water?

You're sick. You should sit down.

I need a vase. Above the refrigerator.

There it is. Obviously.

George says hello, by the way.

He told me you were sick. How is George?

Great, really great. He's revolutionizing the place.

You can't work in his department unless you have a Ph.D.in Children's Literature.

I love daisies. You told me.

They're so friendly.

Don't you think daisies are the friendliest flower?

I do. When did you break up?

Couple of weeks ago. Everyone is breaking up.

You. Me. This other person broke up with someone in an elevator.

Or after it,or just outside it, or .

It got stuck. When I saw you at the coffee place, I was waiting for him.

And I was . Charming.

I was not charming.

You looked charming. Tea?

I was upset and horrible. Honey?

I was the horrible one.

Well, that's true. But I have no excuse.

I see what you're saying.

That's interesting.

I am a horrible person therefore I have no choice but to be horrible.

That's what you're saying.

But that's all right.

I put you out of business, so you're entitled to hate me.

I don't hate you. But you'll never forgive me.

Just like Elizabeth. Who?

Elizabeth Bennet in Pride and Prejudice.

She was too proud. I thought you hated Pride and Prejudice.

Or was she too prejudiced and Mr. Darcy is too proud?

I can't remember. It wasn't personal.

What is that supposed to mean?

I'm so sick of that!

All that means is thatit wasn't personal to you.

But it was personal to me.

It's personal to a lot of people.

What is so wrong with being personal anyway?

Nothing. Whatever else anything is, it ought to begin by being personal.

My head is starting to get fuzzy.

Why did you stop by again? I forget.

I wanted to be your friend.

I knew it wasn't possible.

Sometimes a guyjust wants the impossible.